THE RED DRESS

Last night I dreamed I had just bought a beautiful, long red dress. I tried it, and I looked AWESOME, like a model (a pretty model, not those awfully thin models whom you look at and think, "Oh somebody please feed those poor ladies!!").

I had a party that night. My mom gave me a pair of elegant red shoes which matched my dress perfectly, and I chose the jewelry I was going to wear. I headed for the shower, thinking that everybody at the party would look at me and think I was a sexy bomb, and that all guys would be around me, and that it was going to be a great night for me.

And then I woke up! DANGDANGDANGDANGDANG!!!!

G. E.