Thursday, December 16, 2010


This was a totally crazy dream! I don't remember how it started, but for some reason our atmosphere had run out of air, and we were sucked into a vortex like a black hole. I thought I was going to die instantly (I'd probably explode, or freeze, or something equally spectacular), but what really happened is that I found myself floating in outer space. I was able to fly, I mean, I could change direction, against the laws of physics (even in dreams, I don't forget my knowledge about science). There were a lot of stars and planets around me. It was great!

Anyway, after a while I landed in a futuristic city. There were a lot of tall buildings, and since it was dark, everything was illuminated by artificial lights. And... that city was full of green frogs! And there was a big party! All the frogs were jumping and dancing happily. In the meantime, somehow I got a flying motorbike! Wow! This dream kept getting better and better!

I flew with my motorbike around the city (wheeeeee!!!!), and I don't know why, but I started to vandalize a few objects. Some friend of mine was doing the same, and a cop, in his own flying motorbike, started to follow us, and we had to escape. It was quite exciting and funny!

I don't remember the rest of the dream, but hey, this was one of the coolest dreams I've ever had. Dancing frogs in a futuristic city, can you imagine?

I want a flying motorbike!

G. E.

Monday, December 13, 2010


Last night I dreamed I had just bought a beautiful, long red dress. I tried it, and I looked AWESOME, like a model (a pretty model, not those awfully thin models whom you look at and think, "Oh somebody please feed those poor ladies!!").

I had a party that night. My mom gave me a pair of elegant red shoes which matched my dress perfectly, and I chose the jewelry I was going to wear. I headed for the shower, thinking that everybody at the party would look at me and think I was a sexy bomb, and that all guys would be around me, and that it was going to be a great night for me.

And then I woke up! DANGDANGDANGDANGDANG!!!!

G. E.

Monday, December 6, 2010


Do you remember the TV series Sliders? Well, last night I dreamed something like that. I was traveling with a group of friends through parallel worlds. Each of these worlds had a different theme, and that's how we knew they weren't our world. One of them was full of plush toys (cute), another was about food (there was a lot of fruit for sale, that was nice too), and another one was about the seventies culture (we got out of there ASAP).

Then we got stuck in another parallel world. I suppose we had some kind of vehicle, because something was broken and we needed a couple of pieces from Wonder Woman's invisible plane (!!!!). The problem was, we had left Wonder Woman to die in another world with high levels of radioactivity (????). But we still needed those pieces for our vehicle, so we went back to that world through a door. Wonder Woman was still there. She wasn't very much like herself, though, but rather like a frivolous teenager. Maybe radiation had affected her brain or something. Anyway, we got those pieces from her plane, and we took them back to the world where we were stuck. We brought poor, silly Wonder Woman with us.

After that, we all had to get a bath in three pools full of swamp water (no, really, it was all green), to remove radiation from our bodies. I suppose it worked for the rest of us, but Wonder Woman was still glowing in the dark, in a fluorescent green, so we thought there was nothing we could do to save her. Sorry, Wonder Woman!

G. E.

Saturday, December 4, 2010


This is just a part of a dream 'cause I don't remember all of it (probably it wasn't very interesting anyway).

So, I was in my house and I had these pretty red roses in a vase. They were alive, and I mean they could move. And they were evil!

Perhaps they were mutant or transgenic roses (who knows what scientists are doing nowadays?). Or perhaps they were possessed by a demon or something like that. The thing is, when I got close to those roses, they tried to attack me using their thorns. Weird, huh? They also attacked my cat, who ran away quite scared. Cat claws can't beat rose thorns, it seems.

Geesh. You can't even trust plants these days.

G. E.